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dragons in space
Number of posts : 40 Registration date : 2010-02-09
| Subject: Best pickup lines. Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:11 pm | |
| "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" and "Does this rag smell like chloroform?" are both too obvious, so I'll start with "I have nice shoes. Wanna fuck?".
So, what are your best pickup lines? | |
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servomoore
Number of posts : 29 Age : 35 Location : Wisconsin Job/hobbies : Model/Secretary/Clerk Registration date : 2010-02-09
| Subject: Re: Best pickup lines. Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:21 am | |
| "Hey, dude, want to use this glory hole?" | |
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TheLastOpus
Number of posts : 72 Age : 33 Location : California Job/hobbies : Music Composer Registration date : 2010-02-07
| Subject: Re: Best pickup lines. Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:59 pm | |
| "Were you raised on a farm? Cause you great at raising cocks" | |
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blanksmyname
Number of posts : 2 Registration date : 2010-02-15
| Subject: Re: Best pickup lines. Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:03 am | |
| Nice shirt. Reckon I can talk you out of it.
Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself inside you.
Are you a vending machine? Because I wanna put my coin in your slot.
Is that a leg or a stairway to heaven? | |
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Tarienn
Number of posts : 127 Age : 34 Location : West Valley City, UT Registration date : 2009-04-05
| Subject: Re: Best pickup lines. Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:58 pm | |
| Is that a sweater? I wanna pull out your organs and stuff you with resin and embalming fluids so you can be my doll.
Wait... | |
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Noaangel
Number of posts : 61 Age : 35 Location : Tarienn's house Registration date : 2010-02-16
| Subject: Re: Best pickup lines. Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:49 pm | |
| - Tarienn wrote:
- Is that a sweater? I wanna pull out your organs and stuff you with resin and embalming fluids so you can be my doll.
Wait... umm wow that was ... THE BEST ONE YET WOOT | |
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Grey
Number of posts : 2 Registration date : 2010-05-06
| Subject: Re: Best pickup lines. Sat May 08, 2010 8:42 am | |
| "Excuse me miss, but does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" Wait, beat me too it, "Fat penguin" then. | |
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Blacktigerpro
Number of posts : 1 Location : The mouth of a dragon Job/hobbies : I work from da home Registration date : 2010-09-13
| Subject: Re: Best pickup lines. Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:50 pm | |
| Heeey baby check out my junk, its HUGE! see it awww yeah you see it, now get in my van. | |
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RobsonStudios
Number of posts : 57 Age : 33 Location : Surrey England Job/hobbies : Graphic Novelist Registration date : 2010-07-23
| Subject: Re: Best pickup lines. Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:18 pm | |
| "hey kid, you like candy?" | |
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DarkMasterWorks
Number of posts : 49 Age : 27 Location : California Job/hobbies : Sketches, Music...the usual Registration date : 2010-07-16
| Subject: b Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:34 pm | |
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RobsonStudios
Number of posts : 57 Age : 33 Location : Surrey England Job/hobbies : Graphic Novelist Registration date : 2010-07-23
| Subject: Re: Best pickup lines. Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:38 am | |
| "i have aids, wanna fuck?" | |
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